***3/4 stars
Fifty Shades of Grey- Part one of the adaptation of author, E.L. James', erotic romance is fairly equivalent to watching softcore porn at times. College student, Anastasia Steele, embarks on a sadomasochistic relationship with young, billionaire entrepreneur, Christian Grey after he is uncharacteristically taken with her during an interview. Christian has some weird proclivities that were learned at an early age and, Anastasia, though reluctant at first, gives in to the intense young man's desires. Conflict arises when Ana wishes for more normal intimacy which the billionaire is incapable of giving. I watched this film vaguely interested in what perverse activities Christian would talk her into next, but this first installment is primarily all set-up for what's to come. And, let's hope there is more of a point to this twisted romance in the next two chapters. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson star.
**3/4 stars
The Lazarus Effect- There are few things that can be more frustrating than a movie that almost gets it. And, that's the feeling I had here. This is the story of a group of college scientists who develop a serum for restoring the dead. Apparently no one ever taught them to not play with dead things as circumstances go horribly wrong when one of them is accidentally killed and brought back by said serum. Lazarus gets big points for being creepy, but it fails in telling a coherent story. Was the antagonist truly evil? Did the experience make her this way? Was she corrupted by an evil force? All are possibilities without any true acknowledgement of why these events happened. Olivia Wild and Evan Peters star.
**3/4 stars
Justice League: Throne of Atlantis- DC animation brings back the god-like heroes of the comic book giant's greatest super team. This time they're on a mission to stop the invasion of the surface world by the undersea nation of Atlantis. A reclusive stranger with strange aquatic powers may be the key to it all. This is another great effort from DC/Warner Brothers. The feature has drama, timely humor (Nathan Fillion has some great one-liners as the voice of Green Lantern), and non-stop action. This is a superhero feature, but, it's definitely not for the kids in some areas as there are a few brutal deaths and some language you don't often hear in animated films.
**** stars
It Follows- This horror film directed by David Mitchell is more a symbolic caution against the spread of STDs than it is classic horror. After a sexual encounter with her mysterious new boyfriend, a teenager is cursed and must avoid a murderous entity that can take the physical form of any man or woman it wants before it kills her. But, she just may stay alive if she has sex with someone else to pass on the curse. Let's forget for a minute how lousy this would be to do to another human being. There are so many inconsistencies with this movie. The teenager does sleep with someone else. Actually, multiple someone elses and she's still cursed. We never know what "it" is or why it wants everyone dead. It Follows is a jumble of some interesting ideas set among some truly creepy imagery that never quite comes together into something coherent. Maybe that was the point. I didn't get it.
**1/2 stars
Get Hard- Take two out-of-their-mind comedians and mix in a ridiculous plot and you have Get Hard, the new comedy starring Will Farrell and Kevin Hart. James King (Farrell) is a wealthy hedge fund manager who is falsely accused of fraud and embezzlement. Convicted and sentenced to serve hard time in Federal prison, King is given 30 days to take care of his affairs before serving his time. Desperate, he turns to his car washer, Darnell (Hart), to teach him how to "get hard." Unfortunately, Darnell is about as far from being a "gangsta'" as he is. This film is not sophisticated. It's juvenile. What did you expect from these two? And, you know what else it is? Very funny.
***1/4 stars
Home Sweet Hell- A henpecked furniture salesman (Patrick Wilson) gets in deep trouble when he has an affair with his sexy new employee (Jordana Brewster). When his controlled, robotic wife (Katherine Heigl) discovers the affair, she doesn't react quite the way he expects. This is a quirky little dark comedy that made me chuckle more than a few times. I've often criticized Heigl for playing the same character over and over ad nauseam, so I should give her some credit for breaking character type here. Although personality wise, I'm not sure she's doing a lot of acting here.
*** 1/4 stars
Unfriended- Horror invades the cyber age as six teenage friends may pay the ultimate price for a former friend's suicide. Each has something to hide from the others, something they've never told a soul about. So, how does a mysterious hacker know so much about them when he/she invades their online conversation? Unfriended is a unique film as it takes place the entirety of its 80 minutes during an online phone conversation. It's also unique in how much it plays with your head in such a limited venue. The suspense slowly builds and gets ramped to 11 in its final 30 minutes. This is one of the better efforts in the genre in the last few years. It's a very simple, but, cringe worthy tale of revenge and cyber bullying.
***3/4 stars
True Story- Ironically, True Story is based on a true story. Based on the memoir of journalist, Mike Finkel, the film follows family man, Christian Longo (James Franco), who is tracked down in Cancun for the murder of his wife and three children. For mysterious reasons, Longo is using the alias of Mike Finkel when he is caught, prompting the disgraced New York Times journalist (Jonah Hill) to learn why. What unfolds is a strange game of did he or didn't he actually commit the grisly murders as Finkel is increasingly drawn in by the affable Longo. The two leads, particularly Franco, give more than credible performances. The ending left me a little disappointed. I guess I was expecting a classic Hollywood twist which didn't come. Well, it is based on a true story so it was probably good that the ending wasn't embellished, but, I still felt I was missing something.
*** stars
The Voices- Jerry (Ryan Reynolds) is a lovable loser working in the shipping department of a bathtub factory. He's harmless enough. He's a chipper and neurotic type of guy who is harboring a huge crush for his co-worker, Fiona (Gemma Arterton). But, Jerry has a secret. He's a schizophrenic who hears voices, particularly those of his benevolent and trustworthy pooch, Bosco, and his evil, murderous cat, Mr. Whiskers. When an unfortunate accident befalls Fiona while she's out with Jerry, he begins to lose his tentative grip on reality. The Voices is billed as a black comedy, but, I think a huge opportunity was missed here. Unlike another black comedy, Home Sweet Hell, this one took itself a little too seriously at times for me to call it comedy. While there are a couple of funny exchanges between Jerry and his pets, the humor just didn't flow naturally for me and seemed a bit forced. And, there were parts of the film that were just plain weird. Anna Kendrick co-stars.
**1/2 stars
The Wedding Ringer- This paint-by-the-numbers comedy stars Kevin Hart as a professional best man meaning he's hired by desperate grooms who have no friends of their own to stand up at their weddings. Yes, I know it starts with an idiotic premise, but, don't most comedies? One such groom (Josh Gadd) hires Hart and insanity ensues. Of course, you know the two con men have to go to ridiculous lengths to cover their whopper of a lie with the bride and her family. Of course, the two form a bond by the end that they really have no business forming. It's not that the Wedding Ringer is bad, but, it's not a special comedy either. Hart and his manic riffs are mildly entertaining, but, there isn't much here that blows you away. Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting co-stars.
**3/4 stars
Taken 3- Liam Neeson returns as covert agent Bryan Mills in the third installment of the popular action franchise. This time, Mills is framed for the murder of his ex-wife (Famke Janson). So, you know that means there's a lot of headbusting to follow as he attempts to solve the mystery. It's an obvious cash grab by the studio and even Neeson himself to milk every last nickel out of this franchise. If you want to see Neeson beat every bad guy within an inch of his life and beyond yet again, Taken 3 is there for you. Hopefully, this is a franchise that will now be put to bed, but, somehow I doubt it. If you make it, audiences will come.
**3/4 stars
Mad Max: Fury Road- The apocalyptic hero from the Outback returns in George Miller's action slugfest. This time Tom Hardy takes over the titular role from Mel Gibson. Max gives an assist to a defecting warrior-with-a-secret agenda from a tyrant's army. Of course, since this is a Mad Max movie, there is no shortage of savage car battles. In fact, the violence is almost like a demented ballet of chaos. The film is beautifully photographed and that alone would be a reason to shell out coin for a viewing. I've never been a Max fan, but, I liked this. If wall-to-wall action is your thing, you will, too. What a lovely day! Charlize Theron and Nicholas Hoult co-star.
***1/4 stars
Mortdecai- Well, you knew it probably wasn't going to last. After a departure from crazy in last year's Transcendence, Johnny Depp is back to being a weird lunatic in the comedy caper, Mortdecai. Depp is unscrupulous art dealer, Lord Charlie Mortdecai. He becomes embroiled in a plot to steal a rare Goya painting involving terrorists, law enforcement, and all manners of thugs and thieves. Depp is just strange as the titular character, slightly amusing at times like the film itself is in general. The best parts of the movie by far involve Charlie's long-suffering manservant/bodyguard, Jock (Paul Bettany) and the involuntary gag reflex of his wife, Johanna (Gwyneth Paltrow), showing her disapproval of his new mustache. Ewan McGregor co-stars.
*** stars
The Boy Next Door- This is the movie equivalent of comfort food. You know exactly what you're getting. It may not be particularly good for you, but, it goes down easy enough. You've seen this movie before. Vulnerable, separated woman sleeps with seemingly wonderful-in-every-way guy who turns out to be a complete psychopath. Psychopath then threatens everyone she loves when she breaks it off with him. News at 11. Not a bad movie. Just one you've seen over and over again in your local theater. Or, at least ID TV. Jennifer Lopez stars.
**3/4 stars
Hot Tub Time Machine 2- The sequel to the 2010 comedy that you demanded, right? Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, and Clark Duke return for part 2. The plot (if you want to call it that)? The trio (who has found untold success exploiting the time machine) travel through time to prevent a murder within the group. It's hard to make time travel make sense, and this film doesn't try particularly hard to do so. That's not the point of this silliness. The point is the silliness itself as these three riff through the movie with sophomoric jokes and ridiculous exploits. Take it for what it is and you can enjoy it on some level. Expect anything thought provoking, and it'll be one of the worst movies you've ever seen. You decide. I was amused for the most part.
*** stars
Poltergeist- This remake of the 1982 horror classic is big on special effects. They are absolutely first class. The remake attempts to provide a few new twists on the original plot, but falls short. Maybe it's the fact that you already know this story, or, maybe it's the fact the film seems to be rushed to get to the next great effect, but the plotting will leave you a little flat. Still, it's worth a rental for the great CGI.
*** stars
Blackhat- Chris Hemsworth is an imprisoned computer hacker released from incarceration to aid both the U.S. and Chinese governments in tracking a mysterious "blackhat" hacker who has taken control of both a Chinese nuclear plant and the stock exchange in this techno thriller from Michael Mann. The subject matter is timely considering the sophistication of today's technology and the advanced skills of computer experts. The problem with a film like this is a thriller that depends so much on computer screens and explaining what is on those screens for its narrative isn't very thrilling to watch. I was a little bored by Blackhat.
**1/2 stars
The Cobbler- The Cobbler represents a step up from the usual Adam Sandler comedy of crassness and stupidity (which I have liked on more than one occasion). He plays local New York cobbler and overall good-hearted schlub, Max Simpkin, who discovers that a generations-old shoe stitching machine allows him to assume the appearance of whoever's shoes it repairs. It's a magical type of movie made a bit in the same manner as an earlier Sandler movie, Click. Sandler's character learns a life lesson in this film just as he does in Click. It's nice to see Sandler tone down the buffoonery on occasion because he actually isn't a bad actor. The Cobbler isn't the greatest movie ever made, but it is enjoyable.
*** stars
Everly- Have you ever dreamed of Salma Hayek taking down a plethora of armed thugs and assassins? If so, this is the movie for you. Hayek is Everly, the favorite prostitute "owned" by an Asian crimelord. When she betrays her boss, he sends every manner of criminal after her to make her pay. Everly isn't big on plot and the assassins border on the comical at times. But, if you don't mind watching sweaty, blood-covered Salma Hayek and a handful of gruesome deaths, there are worse ways to spend an afternoon.
*** stars
Wild Card- Jason Statham is Nick Wild, a recovering gambling addict and "security consultant" in Las Vegas, who runs afoul of a sadistic gangster when he helps a friend in her quest for revenge against said gangster. Wild Card attempts to have a little more dramatic heft compared to many of Statham's other films as it tries to depict Wild battling his demons. But, never fear action aficionados, there is also the signature bone breaking and skull cracking that you come to expect from a Statham film. It's not a remarkable movie, but, watching Statham dispose of thugs with kitchen utensils has an entertainment value all its own.
*** stars
Black or White- Kevin Costner and Octavia Spencer are feuding grandparents fighting for custody of their granddaughter in this family drama. Race relations come to the forefront, but, I don't feel the film beats you over the head with it as many movies of this nature do. In the end, it's much more than race that determines what a parent is. The ending is a satisfying one.
***1/4 stars
The Intruders- Tell me if you've heard this one before. New family who has been through some trying times moves to a new house for a fresh start. Said new house has a dark history. One family member notices strange happenings in the house and no one believes family member until it is too late. It's an age old tale that will probably be retold countless more times. Sometimes it's told with new twists that grab your attention. This wasn't one of those times. Miranda Cosgrove and Donal Logue star.
** 1/4 stars
Avenged- A young, deaf mute woman driving through the Southwest runs into a group of racist roughnecks who rape and murder her. Through an arcane Native American ritual, she's returned from the dead to exact vengeance. Avenged is not the greatest movie by any means, but there is something satisfying in seeing the truly despicable get what's coming to them. Plus, I'm a big fan of revenge-themed movies.
*** stars
The Barber- A rogue detective goes deep undercover to catch a serial killer that has eluded authorities, including his departed father, for over a decade. That's the premise to this cat-and-mouse thriller. But, is the young detective really trying to catch the killer or become his apprentice? And, is the kind, upstanding neighborhood barber exactly what he seems or does he have the mind of a psychopath? It's a taut thriller with a nice twist ending. Scott Glenn stars.
***1/4 stars
Insurgent- Part 2 of the cinematic adaptation of the popular YA book series follows last year's Divergent as heroine Tris Prior (Shailene Woodley) continues to fight the good fight against tyranny in post-Apocalyptic Chicago. It appears Tris may hold the key that could shatter the ideals of the utopian society forced on the masses by the city's leader (Kate Winslet). Insurgent gets high marks for action and special effects. The story itself can become a little muddied as there are so many factions with different agendas. It's sometimes hard to keep straight what everyone is fighting for. Overall, it's a solid effort.
***1/4 stars
Fast and Furious 7- In this 7th installment of the popular franchise, Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) and his crew of death-defying street racers are hunted by Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham), a rogue special forces assassin and brother to Owen who was put in traction by Dominic's crew in Fast 6. The action movie genre is one my favorites and this series has never disappointed in that area, but, as with another action franchise, Transformers, you can get too much of a good thing. Every action scene is cranked well beyond 10 and the testosterone flows by the bucket. I usually feel I'm on sensory overload when I watch one of these films. I suppose that's always been the franchise's charm, but, there are things that could be dialed back a bit even for me. There is a very nice tribute to the departed Paul Walker at the end which adds a warm personal touch. The regular cast of Michelle Rodriguez, Dwayne Johnson, Tyrese Gibson, Jordana Brewster, and Chris Bridges returns.
***1/4 stars
Cinderella- It appears Disney's new shtick is to turn their classic animated features to live action movies. Following last year's Maleficent, the House of Mouse gives the same treatment to Cinderella. I won't bore you with plot details. If you don't know this story by now, I can't help you. Like Maleficent, director, Kenneth Branagh and company, attempt to flesh out the story a little bit more and give you a backstory that gives a bit of new life to the classic tale you know. It's entertaining. Cate Blanchett makes a good evil stepmother, but, like last year's retelling, I'm not doing backflips over it.
***stars
Ex Machina- Another film involving the not so friendly interactions between man and machine and the possible consequences when machines become self aware. A young programmer for a Google-type internet company is chosen to be the human tester of a new A.I. developed by the company's brilliant owner. The new A.I. has been given a robotic body and female personality traits to interact with the programmer. The two predictably become close. But, does the machine really feel anything? Was she programmed by the inventor to specifically interact with her tester? Or, does she have an agenda all her own? When the final curtain drops, it may not be good news for anyone involved. This is a slow burning thriller that has some pretty frightening consequences when you look at the bigger picture.
***1/2 stars
Seventh Son- This is a sword and sorcery adventure you've seen before. Young man who feels lost all his life for some reason and can't figure out why realizes he's destined for something greater when he becomes the apprentice to a legendary warrior/wizard/sage. Like I said, plot wise and character wise, nothing you haven't seen before. But, that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining. The star in this movie is the special effects designer. Between the dragons, monsters, and witches you have a fun little mishmash of creature concepts. It's solid if not spectacular entertainment. One question I will ask is can we officially say Jeff Bridges has now been typecast? He's played a drunken, gruff variation of the Rooster Cogburn character a few times now. Julianne Moore co-stars.
*** stars
The Loft- Five successful, married professional men get more than they bargained for when a dead woman is found in the swinging secret sex condo they share. How did she get there? Did any of five men know her? Are they being set up by vengeful wives? Is this an elaborate set up by someone within the group for the purpose of revenge? All are questions posed in this taut, twisty thriller. The resolution does leave a little to be desired, but, you'll enjoy the ride getting there.
Karl Urban, Eric Stonestreet, Wentworth Miller, and James Marsden star.
***1/4 stars
Roommate Wanted- Alexa Vega and Spencer Grammer star as roommates (who aren't the best of friends, much less the best of roommates) that begin competing for the same lucrative opportunity.
It leads to a darkly comic night of total war between the two where the insecurities of both combatants are laid bare. I was amazed at how much I enjoyed this movie even through its absurd ending. It's not going to make the grade with most critics, but, I think this is a real sleeper.
***1/2 stars
Cut Bank- Liam Hemsworth is an auto mechanic and former high school football star who embarks on an elaborate plan to leave his small dead end Montana town. However, all doesn't go as planned when his co-conspirators begin to fall at the hands of mysterious assassin. The description I read of this film described it as Fargo-like. To me that translates as a quirky and darkly funny crime thriller. That's not what Cut Bank is with its meandering and, at times, confusing plot. Considering the cast, this one was disappointing. John Malkovich, Bruce Dern, Oliver Platt, Theresa Palmer, and Billy Bob Thornton co-star.
**1/2 stars
Focus- Will Smith is a con man extraordinaire who is knocked off his game by a beautiful novice con woman (Margot Robbie) who he falls hard for. But in this game of lies, does she really reciprocate his feelings or is she playing him? And even though he's crazy about her, is he above using her as a pawn in one of his schemes? Although Smith and Robbie give convincing performances, the storyline itself has no real depth. The characters move from con to con, have sex, and then move from con to con again. It's somewhat entertaining at times, but, the film won't leave you with any real sense it accomplished anything other than seeing two criminals (albeit likable ones) hook up.
*** stars
Jupiter Ascending- A lot is made of director, M. Night Shyamalan, losing his way as a director/screenwriter. You can add the Wachowskis to this list as well. Have they produced anything worth watching since the first Matrix? Maybe I'll give you V for Vendetta, but not much more. It seems humans originated on other planets and "seeded" Earth among other worlds to provide genetic raw material to make the human elite essentially immortal. Enter Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis), an unremarkable young woman who lives in Chicago and cleans houses for a living with her mother and aunt. Apparently Jupiter is genetically identical to the deceased matriarch of the powerful House Abrasax and somehow "owns" the Earth as a result. This makes her a valuable pawn to be manipulated among House Abrasax's squabbling siblings. Enter Caine Wise (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered soldier sent by one of the siblings to protect Jupiter. Does this sibling have an evil agenda of his own? Of course he does. Will Chase turn on his master and fall in love with Jupiter? Of course he will. Does any of this convoluted mess make much sense? Of course it doesn't. At times this movie looked like a B-level sci-fi film. Neither the story nor the characters are terribly compelling. Most of it was a bore to sit through. Eddie Redmayne and Sean Bean co-star.
**stars
Insidious: Chapter 3- The third chapter of the horror franchise is a prequel chronicling events that happen just a few months prior to those in the first film. A teenage girl has been targeted by a supernatural entity residing in the apartment building where she lives. Enter, psychic extraordinaire, Elise Rainier who is recruited by the girl's father to bring her back from the nether dimension known as The Further. As with all the movies in this franchise, chapter 3 is high on the creep factor. The storyline is a little dull for my tastes, particularly, the games the audience is taken through with Elise's fence riding of will she/won't she help. We've now been witness to The Further for three films now with no new insights into this realm from chapters 2 and 3. While the scares are still good, nothing seems to have really progressed in the narrative. Scares will eventually only take you so far.
**3/4 stars
The Duff- Mae Whitman stars as a teenager who comes to the realization that she's the Designated Ugly Fat Friend amongst her pals. She enlists the aid of the callous high school football captain to make her over into something more desirable. Sound familiar? It should. You've seen this story before in a million "ugly duckling"-type films. The Duff has all the usual clichés of teen romantic comedies including the realization of the jock that Miss Plain Jane is actually hot. I was fully prepared to have a "meh" reaction to the film. But, I surprisingly liked The Duff quite a bit. It has some biting, snarky humor and is quite funny. It's funnier than most movies in this genre. Much credit should go to Whitman for her performance as well. She is believable as the "invisible" girl. Not that she isn't cute, but, she carries herself in a way where she wouldn't necessarily stand out in a crowd. This movie just feels more believable than a similar movie, She's All That. Ken Jeong, Romany Malco, and Robbie Amel co-star.
***1/4 stars
Project Almanac- A brilliant 17-year old high school student discovers the blueprints for a temporal displacement (time) machine his late father developed. Along with his sister, two best friends, and his longtime crush, he is able to build a working model of the machine. The group travels back in time for their own individual gains. But, as you know with time travel, changing events in the past can have dire consequences. The timeline really goes haywire when the teen travels back alone to change a missed opportunity. Project Almanac is shot in the found footage format, and, like most movies shot in this style, was very annoying for me. Time travel stories are not easy to write because they can become very convoluted. This film is no different as the story starts to cave in on itself a little near the end. There's still enough good elements along the way to give it a mild recommendation.
*** stars
Ted 2- The crude bong-smoking teddy bear-come-to-life (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is back for a second round of comic hijinks with his mostly clueless best buddy, John (Mark Wahlberg). To save his marriage to his human wife, Tami-Lynn, Ted wants to have a child. The only problem is he lacks the anatomy and genetic material to do it. Furthermore, the couple can't adopt because, well, Ted is a toy and not recognized as a person. So, it's up to Ted and John, along with attorney, Sam L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried), to prove that Ted is indeed a person in the eyes of the law. Yes, it's as ridiculous as it sounds. Some of the racially-charged humor MacFarlane throws at the audience I swear I didn't want to laugh at. But, I couldn't help myself. There is some truly inspired comedy here, but, unlike the first film, Ted 2 begins to lag a little bit after about an hour. It doesn't suffer from the sequel jinx of most comedy follow ups, but it is clearly not the same caliber as the original. It's still fairly solid. Cameos by Liam Neeson and NFL quarterback, Tom Brady, are fall-off-your-seat funny. Stay until the end of the credits for a follow up on Neeson's small part. Giovanni Ribisi and Morgan Freeman co-star.
***1/4 stars
Terminator: Genisys- Director, Alan Taylor, retcons the entire Terminator saga in this latest installment that resets the franchise. Skynet, the evil computer program that destroys the world in 1997, sends yet another killer cyborg into the past, this time to 1973. The object? Kill Sarah Connor as a nine year old. But as with every other time, someone sends a protector into the past. Again, it's a reprogrammed T-800 series cyborg who Sarah affectionately begins to know as "Pops." In the future of 2029, Sarah's son, John, the leader of the human resistance, again sends his father (who doesn't know John is his son), Kyle Reese, to 1984 (?) to protect Sarah following the original Terminator timeline. But an event happens in this instance that fractures the timeline. Now Sarah, Kyle, and "Pops" must prevent Judgment Day from happening in 2017 as Skynet is now attempting to backdoor its way in to the destruction of humanity through a benign global networking program called Genisys. Confused yet? If not, you probably should be. Genisys will probably leave you with more questions than answers, the first of which is "Who sent Pops to protect 9-year old Sarah?" As with all time travel stories, there are some things that make absolutely no sense at this point. But, since this is the first part of what is hoped to be a new trilogy, I assume more answers will be forthcoming. If you watch the film as simply a work of science fiction and not try to figure out where it fits in the other Terminators, it's actually quite enjoyable and won't make your head hurt. I went in not knowing what to expect and came out curious as to where this story will be taken in the next installments. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke, and Jai Courtney star.
*** stars
Jurassic World- Man attempts to defy nature again in this fourth installment of the popular franchise. More than two decades after the first disastrous foray into dino-gene splicing, a new theme park has opened in Central America complete with aerial, land, and sea test tube dinosaurs. The corporation controlling the park has a secret, separate agenda unknown to even its CEO. Develop fearsome creatures that can be used for military operations. One brand new creation made by the company's scientists is the fearsome Indominus Rex, a dinosaur larger, more intelligent, and more vicious than the T-Rex. So, of course, it's the only I-Rex on the island that escapes its cage and wreaks havoc while more than 20,000 patrons are there for a good time. Once again, it's up to some of the courageous staff to end the dino-carnage before all the humans there become a hot lunch. So, no one has exactly invented the wheel here. Once the Indominus goes wild, it's pretty much Jurassic Park. There's a parallel story here involving two boys who are sent to the park by their divorcing parents to spend time with their straight-laced by-the-book aunt (Bryce Dallas Harper) who is also the park's operations manager. There's good chemistry between Howard and the park's Velociraptor wrangler, Owen (Chris Pratt). The photography and special effects are top notch. But, like I said, they're not exactly inventing the wheel here.
*** stars
Minions- Those gibberish speaking, yellow knuckleheads from the Despicable Me series are back. This is a prequel to the DM series that follows the Minions evolution from single-celled organisms to the servants of the most heinous villains they can find. After their bumbling accidentally kills every master they've had from a T-Rex to Napoleon, they fall into exile until three courageous Minions set out on a request to find another evil master. So, there is a loose story (to put it mildly) regarding the Minions being manipulated into stealing the crown of England, but a story in a movie like this is pretty much secondary. Let's be honest. You're watching a film like this to see the Minions act crazy and it delivers plenty of those scenes. Your satisfaction with the movie will depend on your level of affection for these little guys. That's the bottom line. Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney, and, yes, Steve Carrell (as young Gru) lend their voice talents.
***1/2 stars
Trainwreck- Comedienne, Amy Schumer, wrote and stars in this tale of a commitment-phobic young journalist who is assigned to write a story about a successful, up-and-coming sports doctor (Bill Hader). Schumer's character is a total mess, a trainwreck if you will. She drinks too much, smokes too much pot, and beds strange men at an alarming rate. Then, the unthinkable happens. She finds herself drawn to and falling for the straight-laced doctor and she can't have that! Schumer is a comic force, no doubt, but she also shows surprising dramatic depth when the script calls for it. It's a noteworthy performance. As good as Schumer is though, many of the standout comic punches come from the real life athletes co-starring in the film. John Cena, Ama're Stoudemire, and LeBron James all shine in their respective moments. This is the best movie from director, Judd Apatow, in a good long time. Brie Larson and Tilda Swinton (hilarious as Schumer's editor) co-star.
**** stars
Maggie- In a much different role than we are used to seeing from him, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as the father of a teenage girl (Abigail Breslin) who is infected by a zombie-virus in a post apocalyptic world where many are infected, but society still functions normally to a degree. As I said, it's a very different type of role for Schwarzenegger. No out of this world action sequences, no one-liners. Just a father who knows deep down what he will need to do in the end and the pain that comes from knowing the inevitable. It's a very good job from Breslin as well struggling through her transformation. Maggie is a bit slow moving, but I appreciated the different take on a subject that might be starting to be overused.
***1/4 stars
Beyond the Reach- A corporate tycoon plays a dangerous game of survival with his young guide in the desert in this little-known thriller. The tycoon (Michael Douglas) is a remorseless egomaniac who takes pleasure in torturing his young captive (Jeremy Irvine) which is fun in and of itself seeing Douglas gleefully evil. This would have been a decent enough little thriller if not for the ending. It makes no sense for Douglas' character to take the action he does. This is supposed to be a pretty smart guy who does one the absolute dumbest things in movie history considering that he likely would have gotten away with what he did. It's baffling.
**3/4 stars
Pixels- Video games Pac-Man, Centipede, and Donkey Kong among others come to life in this alien invasion comedy. A U.S. probe is sent into space in the eighties with footage of video game graphics. The aliens who intercept the probe see the footage as a declaration of war by Earth. They send their forces to deal with the "threat" using video game graphics as the harbingers of the planet's destruction. The U.S. President (Kevin James) calls on the expertise of old video gaming friends (Adam Sandler and Josh Gad) along with an old video game rival (Peter Dinklage) to defeat the invaders. Pixels is creative, and, while not always laugh out loud funny, it does put a smile on your face the vast majority of the time. Sandler again tones down on the obnoxious and plays another poor schlub of a character that he has been doing a lot of in recent memory. And, if you grew up in the '80s, how can you not at least be intrigued by classic video games coming to life?
***1/4 stars
Vacation- Remakes are rarely good ideas because the original version of the concept is usually considered a classic and the idea of a redo on a classic is met with immediate rancor. In many cases, this is the correct reaction. But, you do have those rare occasions where the remake, while not necessarily better than the original, is a credit to it. And, surprisingly, this is the case with this remake of the '80's road comedy. The story still follows the Griswold family, only this time, it is son, Rusty's (Ed Helms), family that takes a disastrous trip to Wally World. Vulgar and crass, Vacation will also have you in stitches throughout. You probably won't look at Chris Hemsworth the same way again. Christina Applegate and Leslie Mann co-star. Cameo appearances by Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, and Norman Reedus as well.
***1/4 stars
The Gift- Joel Edgerton co-stars and makes his directorial debut in this twisty psychological thriller about an odd man who "reunites" with an old high school acquaintance. Simon (Jason Bateman) and his wife Robyn (Rebecca Hall) have moved back to Simon's old stomping grounds in California to start over after a miscarriage. They seem to have an idyllic life until "Gordo" (Edgerton) consistently inserts himself into it with unexpected visits to their new home and unwanted gifts (at least by Simon). Robyn believes Gordo is misunderstood. Simon isn't so sure. Especially since he knows more about their mysterious new "friend" than he lets on. What does Gordo want? What is Simon hiding? The Gift is a bloodless thriller that gets into your head in a big way. The lines between protagonist/antagonist are blurred as neither Gordo nor Simon are completely what they seem. The open ended finale still leaves some questions to be answered which I usually don't go for. However, it worked for me here.
***1/2 stars
What We Do in the Shadows- This different and funny mockumentary follows four vampire roommates ranging from a "youthful" 183-year old to a crusty, Nosferatu-like 8,000-year old struggling to get along in a modern world. Their issues ranging from dividing the household chores to antagonizing the local werewolves are hilariously recorded by a documentary crew. This is seriously the most fun you may ever have watching vampires.
***1/2 stars
Burying the Ex- Good guy, Max (Anton Yelchin), has a beautiful girlfriend (Ashley Greene) who loves him with all her heart. Too bad she's a jealous, controlling, tyrannical environmentalist, too. When an unfortunate accident befalls her, her love (or obsession) brings her back to be with her man. But, she just happens to be a zombie now and her boyfriend is desperately trying to move on with the owner of a specialty ice cream shop (Alexandra Daddario). The film is a cute little macabre tale that surprisingly has a few very dark moments. It's not the best horror comedy that has ever been made, but, it goes down easy enough as a fun little romp.
*** stars
Barely Lethal- Hailee Steinfeld stars as a teenager who has been trained since she was orphaned at childhood to be an assassin by a secret government organization. Believing she has missed out on the joys of childhood, she fakes her death to sneak away to lead a normal teenage life. But navigating the obstacles of high school prove to be a bigger challenge than any of her field assignments ever were. This film attempts to be a whimsical teen comedy, but, I think that was a mistake. This girl is an assassin. There's nothing whimsical about her former life and the whole venture is a bit silly if mildly funny at times. I think dark comedy would have been the way to go here if they wanted to introduce that element. Opportunity missed. Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Alba, and Sophie Turner co-star.
**3/4 stars
Straight Outta Compton- This film chronicles the rise and fall of rap super group, N.W.A. It's one of the better biopics I've seen in recent memory. The story moves along at steady, continuous pace throughout its 2.5 hour run time. The actors, particularly O'Shea Jackson Jr. (Ice Cube's real life son), give spot on performances. As with many artists in the music industry, this talented group's meteoric rise gets derailed by a variety of factors. Director, F. Gary Gray, depicts the group as the voice of a generation for inner city youth. Whether you believe that or not or even agree with the controversies they were front and center on, you can't deny the power they possessed in their powerful rhymes. Paul Giamatti co-stars.
***3/4 stars
The Gunman- Sean Penn stars as an ex-soldier whose past catches up to him from an assassination he carried out eight years prior. Penn got in tremendous shape for this role, but, it's an obvious attempt to grab part of the demand for over 50 action stars that Liam Neeson has so masterfully cornered. It's a fairly standard action thriller. It's not the going to make you stand up and cheer. It won't make you kick your television. Javier Bardem and Idris Elba co-star.
**3/4 stars
Child 44- Tom Hardy stars as a dutiful officer of the Soviet Secret Police in the Stalin-era Soviet Union. He begins to uncover a mystery involving murdered children when the son of his partner is killed. In addition to finding the serial killer, he must also contend with a jealous fellow officer who covets his position and wife. The plot has all the makings of a tight thriller. If only the execution matched the plotting. The film slogs along for more than two hours and had me fading in and out through boredom. The performances aren't bad, it just takes an irritatingly long time for anything to happen that's worthwhile. Joel Kinnaman, Noomi Rapace, and Gary Oldman co-star.
**3/4 stars
Slow West- In this western, a bounty hunter (Michael Fassbender) accompanies a newly-arrived-to the U.S., young Scottish man in a quest to find the woman the young man loves. The young woman has a price on her head that has attracted several unsavory collectors. Part comedy, part actioner, Slow West never quite grabbed me. It engages just enough to prevent terminal boredom, but, it never provides more than a middling interest level.
**3/4 stars
The Visit- The much maligned M. Night Shymalan's latest feature is another adventure into the strange and unusual. It is a solid, fun thriller-with-a twist reminiscent of the director's earlier efforts. A mother, long estranged from her parents, is unexpectedly contacted by them. To mend the rift between the parties, she sends her two teenage children for a short visit with the grandparents they never knew. However, after they arrive, the teenagers soon realize all is not right with "Nanna and Pop Pop." True horror mavens may be a little disappointed as The Visit isn't necessarily scary. It has a few sudden surprises. But, it is weird. It has a fair amount of humor injected into it, as well. Overall, the Shymalan haters don't have a reason to gag with this one.
***1/4 stars
The Perfect Guy- Similar to last year's "No Good Deed", The Perfect Guy is the equivalent of the greasiest cheeseburger that you know is not good for you, but, it goes down so smoothly. The film is cliché-riddled. You'll be able to predict the ending 10 minutes in. But, it's an enjoyable enough journey getting there. After a painful breakup, a successful lobbyist falls for an immensely charming stranger. She has seemingly met, "the perfect guy." But, has she? How well does she really know this new man who has swept her off her feet? Will she like the answers? The film won't win any awards for creativity, but, there are worse ways to spend a lazy afternoon. Sanaa Lathan, Michael Ealy, and Morris Chestnut star.
***1/4 stars
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2- You see what happens America? You support a cute little harmless comedy in 2009 to the tune of almost $200 million and you get Paul Blart 2! Why, America? Why? This time around, our schlubby hero attempts to foil an art heist in a Las Vegas hotel. I like Kevin James, but this was clearly an attempt at a quick money grab by Adam Sandler's Happy Madison production company. It has a bad script and is just generally unfunny. It only gets the rating I'm giving it because I like Kevin James.
** stars
Aloha- Director, Cameron Crowe, brings us the tale of a Defense liaison (Bradley Cooper) who returns to his former stomping grounds in Hawaii (some stomping grounds) to facilitate a satellite launch for his billionaire employer (Bill Murray). Since it's a joint venture with the U.S. Air Force, he's teamed with a personal Air Force "watchdog" (Emma Stone). Cooper's cynical character has a sordid past and he eventually finds love and redemption teaming with his wide-eyed, idealistic partner. I'm not sure what Crowe was aiming for with all of the Hawaiian folklore references here. They were a bit tedious. The film is mildly humorous throughout. It's ultimately a big pile of nothing in the end, but, it's not an awful big pile of nothing. In other words, it's a rental and nothing more. Rachel McAdams, Alec Baldwin, Danny McBride, and John Krasinski co-star.
**3/4 stars
The Green Inferno- Director Eli Roth's latest splatterfest follows a group of activist college students attempting to stop a large corporation from destroying part of the Amazonian rainforest and uprooting its indigenous inhabitants. After experiencing some initial success, the group's plane crash lands in the middle of said forest on the way home. And, the natives ain't friendly! Roth's usual gore is present, but, for me it wasn't quite as graphic or gruesome as his Hostel outings. A fair amount of humor and absurdity is also inserted for good measure. If your taste in horror is gore galore, you'll be entertained. The film gives new meaning to the phrase, "No good deed goes unpunished."
***1/4 stars
Felt- This psychological thriller shot documentary style follows a disturbed young female artist suffering from the past trauma of sexual abuse. Her art takes the form of bizarre misogynistic costumes she loses herself in on a regular basis, possibly to murderous degrees. You know, 2015 has been a good year for movies in the sense that I haven't seen anything truly dreadful three quarters of the way through. Well, nothing lasts forever does it? If you ever fantasized about people wearing flesh-colored suits fitted with fake penises and very large vaginas, Felt is right here for you. But, between the fake sex organs, is dreadful dialog that is supposed to pass as insightful often, humorous at times. It fails at both.
* star
Lila and Eve- Viola Davis and Jennifer Lopez star as mothers who meet at a support group for parents who have lost their children to violent crimes. They bond and decide to turn vigilante hunting down those responsible for the murder of Davis' teenage son. It's a fairly standard revenge-driven film that is slightly bolstered by a twist you may see coming if you are the observant type. It's not a completely engrossing movie, but, it's just entertaining enough to recommend on a small level.
*** stars
Knock Knock- Eli Roth directs this thriller of a family man who pays dearly for a moment of weakness when two beautiful strangers come calling on a rainy night. Roth is known for torture horror. While there is that element in this film, it's more softcore Roth than the stomach-churning, bodysplitting madness of his usual fare. It's trashy cinema at its core. It won't be for everyone. There are no takeaways here (except maybe for unfaithful spouses). It doesn't always make a lot of sense. But, it's silliness has some entertainment value. Keanu Reeves stars.
**3/4 stars
Crimson Peak- Guillermo Del Toro's goth horror-romance is big on creep factor at times, but not particularly what a true horror maven would deem to be horror. The good-the ghostly imagery is spot on. The story? Fairly standard. At the turn of the 20th century, a strong-willed young American heiress falls for a British aristocrat to her father's dismay. After marrying and moving back to his rundown manor in England, some sinister secrets of past events in the manor are revealed and the heiress is embroiled in a fight for survival. Mia Wasikowska , Tom Hiddleston, Jessica Chastain, and Charlie Hunnam star.
***1/4 stars
Final Girl- Abigail Breslin stars as trained assassin tasked with infiltrating and taking down a group of privileged young men who get their jollies by coaxing young women into the forest, and then hunting them for sport. There is virtually no explanation for why any of this is happening. We see part of Breslin's training from her handler (Wes Bentley), but, we're not sure why she is chosen for this training in the first place. Normally, this would be a messy film that I would never recommend. But, I did find entertainment value in watching these young psychopaths go down. So there's that.
*** stars
Good Kill- Ethan Hawke stars as a combat-tested Air Force pilot who is now saddled with fighting the Taliban through a radio-controlled drone from a trailer in Las Vegas. Ahh, 21st century warfare at its finest. Good Kill is a slow burn of a movie, but, it does bring up a plethora of moral quandaries. How much collateral damage is "acceptable?" Are we justified destroying innocents if we are also protecting American lives? It's a heavy burden. Is there a clear right or wrong answer?
***1/4 stars
The Peanuts Movie- Charles Schulz's little animated munchkins return for the first time since forever. It's a rather unambitious movie, but, cute. It's the Peanuts. Charlie Brown's still insecure, Lucy's still a fussbudget, Woodstock still can't fly straight, and Snoopy steals the show as always. Everything you've come to expect from this group.
***1/4 stars
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 2- After four feature films, this YA series comes to an end with a competent, if not completely spectacular finale. Jennifer Lawrence is her usual exceptional self as main protagonist, Katniss Everdeen. The final battle for Pan Em is intense and introduces some fairly hideous monstrosities called "Mutts" that I don't recall seeing in the previous installments. But, there are also a few weird transitions in the film. Transitions where the lights go out for a character and we find out a ton has happened in the interim. Like I said, a competent, but not spectacular ending.
***1/2 stars
Secret In Their Eyes- This crime thriller is a film that chugs along at a moderate predictable pace...until it doesn't. I have to admit this movie made a sharp turn that I wasn't expecting at all. And, unlike many cookie-cutter thrillers, it makes some hard uncomfortable choices for its characters and doesn't take the easy way out. Are the good guys still the good guys? Sort of. If you're a fan of "justice" you will find great satisfaction in the resolution. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Julia Roberts, and Nicole Kidman star.
***3/4 stars
The Final Girls- If nothing else, you have to say this horror comedy takes a unique approach. A teenager, whose mother was an 80's "Scream Queen", is unfathomably sucked into one of her mother's horror movies along with four of her friends. The film attempts to satirize many of the common tropes of the genre like many before it to varying degrees of success. It's cute and mildly funny. It does add a surprising layer of emotion fairly successfully at times as well. Taissa Farmiga, Malin Akerman, and Nina Dobrev star.
*** stars
Victor Frankenstein- James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe take a stab at the Mary Shelley legend as the titular Frankenstein and Igor (sort of), respectively. It's definitely stylish with McAvoy chewing the scenery as the almost maniacally obsessed scientist intent on defeating death itself. Radcliffe acts (tries to at least) as the moral compass of the film advising the good Dr. Frankenstein against his present courses of action to no avail. The movie comes up with a creative way to turn Igor from hunchback to heartthrob which is something no other Frankenstein movie has done to my knowledge. Victor Frankenstein is filled with fun thrills leading up to the creation of the iconic monster. But, if you are expecting a classic monster mash, you may be a little disappointed as there isn't much Dr. Frankenstein's creation in the film. But, this is more about the relationship between Frankenstein and Igor. Maybe we'll get more monster if there's a sequel.
***1/4 stars
The Gallows- This is the type of horror movie that makes me angry. First, it's a found footage film which I would like to outlaw. Second, there's a nonsensical buildup that goes nowhere (did the folks behind Paranormal Activity have something to do with this). Last, and this is the cardinal sin of horror, it's not remotely scary. It barely registers as weird and only tips the needle to that level at the very end. I guess it's no secret I didn't like this one at all. Twenty years after a tragic accident occurs at a high school play, the school attempts to restage it and honor the unfortunate soul who perished. What could go wrong? This one is a dog.
*1/2 stars
Pitch Perfect 2- The Bellas have returned! Those crazy a Cappella girls sing and dance their way to the world championships in this sequel that may not resonate the same way as the surprise original (surprise because I really liked a musical), but still produces enough laughs to recommend. The real treat here, as with the original, are the musical mashups. After an unfortunate performance mishap with the President in attendance, the Bellas are suspended from their tour and from competing in their college singing competition. But, a loophole will allow them to get back on the circuit if they can just do one thing no American a Cappella group has done before. Win the world championship in Copenhagen. Pitch Perfect 2 isn't perfect, but it is fun. Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Brittany Snow, and Hailee Steinfield star.
***1/4 stars
San Andreas- Dwayne Johnson stars as an LAFD Rescue officer trying to save both his estranged wife and daughter from a disastrous earthquake in California. This is a standard cookie-cutter disaster movie. Johnson's charisma carries it to a degree, but, aside from some spectacular shots of buildings crumbling and objects crashing into each other, there isn't a lot to sink your teeth into. I'll give it a slight recommendation for being a spectacle. Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, and Paul Giamatti co-star.
*** stars
Paddington- This live action family comedy follows the adventures of Paddington Bear, the walking, talking bruin from darkest Peru with an unhealthy love of marmalade. Found by the Brown family at Paddington Station in London, he's taken in by the family and causes all sorts of unintentional mischief. Paddington was a far better movie than I imagined it would be. I'm not the biggest fan of family comedies as they tend to be on the hokey side of the spectrum, but, there are genuine laughs here. Nicole Kidman chews the scenery as an evil museum taxidermist who wants to make Paddington part of her collection.
***1/2 stars
Home- This animated film features the voice of Jim Parsons as Oh, a well-meaning, but, calamity-stricken member of the Boov. The Boov are a conforming, peace loving race of aliens who bloodlessly invade Earth to escape enemies of their species. Unfortunately, Oh, has unintentionally set events in motion that will bring the Boov's enemies to Earth. Home is not a bad animated feature, but, there are so many that are better and funnier. It provides a few chuckles, but, nothing more. Steve Martin, Rhianna, and Jennifer Lopez also lend their voices to the film.
**3/4 stars
Spotlight- Based on real life events, Spotlight follows the story of a group of Boston Globe journalists and their attempts to expose child molestation and cover up by the Boston Archdiocese. While it is a somewhat fascinating and disturbing tale of depravity, it's a long slow-moving film that has so many different characters involved in the cover-up that it's hard to follow at times. But, there's no doubt it's well-acted. That's what makes it worth at least one watch. Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, and Stanley Tucci star.
***1/4 stars
I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance is Mine- After focusing on a different character and storyline in the second chapter of the revenge-driven franchise, the series comes back to the original victim-turned-vigilante from the first film, Jennifer Hills (Sarah Butler). Having changed her name, she's living a new life in a new city. Even with regular visits to her therapist and rape survivor group, she's finding it a little difficult to readjust to normal life. When tragedy befalls a woman she has befriended in her group, those old memories come flooding back, as well as, her blood thirst for vengeance. Once again, I give the filmmakers credit for coming up with some graphic kills, but, where you sympathized with Jennifer in the first film even as brutal as her vengeance was, it's hard to do so here. Her nastiness isn't only reserved for scumbags. She's just plain mean spirited in general. I'm far from an authority on the behavior of rape victims, so far be it from me to say her reaction to the rest of world is exaggerated or not, but, I honestly wanted someone to put her out of her misery this time around.
**3/4 stars
Paddington- This live action family comedy follows the adventures of Paddington Bear, the walking, talking bruin from darkest Peru with an unhealthy love of marmalade. Found by the Brown family at Paddington Station in London, he's taken in by the family and causes all sorts of unintentional mischief. Paddington was a far better movie than I imagined it would be. I'm not the biggest fan of family comedies as they tend to be on the hokey side of the spectrum, but, there are genuine laughs here. Nicole Kidman chews the scenery as an evil museum taxidermist who wants to make Paddington part of her collection.
***1/2 stars
Home- This animated film features the voice of Jim Parsons as Oh, a well-meaning, but, calamity-stricken member of the Boov. The Boov are a conforming, peace loving race of aliens who bloodlessly invade Earth to escape enemies of their species. Unfortunately, Oh, has unintentionally set events in motion that will bring the Boov's enemies to Earth. Home is not a bad animated feature, but, there are so many that are better and funnier. It provides a few chuckles, but, nothing more. Steve Martin, Rhianna, and Jennifer Lopez also lend their voices to the film.
**3/4 stars
Spotlight- Based on real life events, Spotlight follows the story of a group of Boston Globe journalists and their attempts to expose child molestation and cover up by the Boston Archdiocese. While it is a somewhat fascinating and disturbing tale of depravity, it's a long slow-moving film that has so many different characters involved in the cover-up that it's hard to follow at times. But, there's no doubt it's well-acted. That's what makes it worth at least one watch. Michael Keaton, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, and Stanley Tucci star.
***1/4 stars
I Spit on Your Grave 3: Vengeance is Mine- After focusing on a different character and storyline in the second chapter of the revenge-driven franchise, the series comes back to the original victim-turned-vigilante from the first film, Jennifer Hills (Sarah Butler). Having changed her name, she's living a new life in a new city. Even with regular visits to her therapist and rape survivor group, she's finding it a little difficult to readjust to normal life. When tragedy befalls a woman she has befriended in her group, those old memories come flooding back, as well as, her blood thirst for vengeance. Once again, I give the filmmakers credit for coming up with some graphic kills, but, where you sympathized with Jennifer in the first film even as brutal as her vengeance was, it's hard to do so here. Her nastiness isn't only reserved for scumbags. She's just plain mean spirited in general. I'm far from an authority on the behavior of rape victims, so far be it from me to say her reaction to the rest of world is exaggerated or not, but, I honestly wanted someone to put her out of her misery this time around.
**3/4 stars
Dope- High school senior, Malcolm, is an awkward geek who hangs out exclusively with his two best friends. Living in the rough and tumble "Bottoms" in Inglewood, CA, Malcolm aspires to be accepted to Harvard. He's obsessed with 90's hip hop culture, and, he's continually bullied. When he is befriended by a local drug dealer, his life changes for the weird as he discovers sides to his personality he has never explored before. Dope has several amusing moments, a couple of laugh out loud ones. It meanders a little about halfway through, but, the audience is taken on a wild journey as Malcolm has to use his smarts to navigate some tricky, and, sometimes dangerous situations. You'll have a good time.
***1/4 stars
Sisters- Tina Fey and Amy Poehler star as siblings, one responsible to a fault and the other immature as all get out, who have one final house party in their old childhood home. Naturally, things get way out of hand. So, this is a vehicle for the two leading ladies' craziness. And, make no mistake they are funny. They also get some great comedic support from some of their co-stars, particularly James Brolin and Dianne Wiest, who play the leads' parents. WWE star, John Cena, also adds his comedic talents as a drug dealer. Aside from some sibling angst, there's nothing very deep about Sisters plot wise. But, like I said, it's funny. Fulfills the first rule of comedy. Maya Rudolph and John Leguizamo also co-star.
***1/2 stars
The Ridiculous 6- Listen, I know Adam Sandler doesn't make the greatest movies in the world. But if you listen to some, he can't do anything right. Hasn't done anything right since maybe The Wedding Singer. For whatever reason, he rubs people the wrong way now. In his latest venture, The Ridiculous 6, a collaboration between Sandler's Happy Madison production company and Netflix, he is one of six very different brothers in the Old West fathered by the same outlaw (Nick Nolte). It's the typical obnoxious hijinks you would expect from a Sandler film. But, you know, sometimes they work. That's the case here. I chuckled throughout. Maybe that doesn't say a lot about me or my mentality, but I was entertained. That's the bottom line. This movie is also getting flack for being racist and insensitive for its depiction of Native Americans. If this group is insulted, I can't tell them how to feel, but, I found this to actually be less insulting to ethnic groups than Blazing Saddles. And, THAT one is lauded as a comedy classic! Terry Crews, Jorge Garcia, Rob Schneider, Taylor Lautner, Luke Wilson, Harvey Keitel, Nick Swardson, Jon Lovitz, David Spade, Vanilla Ice, and John Turturo in an absolutely hilarious 10 minutes of air time co-star.
***1/4 stars
Tomorrowland- George Clooney stars as a genius inventor who is introduced to a fabulous future Earth filled with scientific marvels dubbed Tomorrowland when he is a child. Mysteriously kicked out of this world for "giving up", he ventures back to the land when a teenager (Britt Robertson) is dropped into his backyard by an old acquaintance. Together they must prevent a coming apocalypse on Earth while avoiding the sinister agents from Tomorrowland trying to stop them. There are some nice visuals and a few amusing moments, but, director, Brad Bird's, story is a little muddled and difficult to follow. I was left not really knowing what the purpose of this movie was. Is it "allow the dreamers to dream and build neat stuff?" Is it "don't lose your faith?" Is it "don't follow evil Hugh Laurie?" It's somewhat entertaining, but, it made me scratch my head a little.
**3/4 stars
Joy- Loosely based on the life of Miracle Mop inventor, Joy Mangano, this dramedy from David O. Russell teams him once again with current actress of the millennium, Jennifer Lawrence. Joy is a divorced mother who has had a talent for invention since childhood. She comes up with the idea of her revolutionary mop after cutting herself on glass she was mopping up. The rest is home shopping history. This is a tale that isn't overly exciting, but it's made watchable by another exceptional performance by Lawrence. One thing this film teaches, when money is involved, don't trust anyone including family. Robert DeNiro, Diane Ladd, and Bradley Cooper co-star.
***1/4 stars
Mr. Holmes- Ian McKellen is the legendary detective living his final years quietly attempting to recount his final case with a failing memory. He becomes close with his housekeeper's/caretaker's young son while the details of that last case are told in flashback. It's a great performance by McKellen as he is pretty much the only thing that keeps the plodding story moving. It's a sweet homage to a great fictional character, but, it's not terribly exciting. Laura Linney co-stars.
**1/2 stars
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation- The fifth installment of the successful spy franchise finds IMF Agent, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise), declared an enemy of the state. That's rather inconvenient considering Hunt is on the trail of a new terrorist organization made up of former operatives from several spy/intelligence agencies around the world. It's another solid effort in the MI franchise, this time brought to you by J.J. Abrams. Say what you will about Cruise, he is a credible action star.
***1/2 stars
Bone Tomahawk- Kurt Russell and Patrick Wilson star as members of a small Old West posse who embark on a dangerous rescue mission when cannibalistic, cave-dwelling savages kidnap some townspeople in their community. So, basically, it's a mild attempt at horror with a western backdrop. It's a slow moving film that does offer a bit of horrific imagery to break up the monotony on occasion. But, this mashup tale of survival only mildly kept my attention. I will give it this. It does have one of goriest kills I've ever seen.
*** stars
**1/2 stars
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation- The fifth installment of the successful spy franchise finds IMF Agent, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise), declared an enemy of the state. That's rather inconvenient considering Hunt is on the trail of a new terrorist organization made up of former operatives from several spy/intelligence agencies around the world. It's another solid effort in the MI franchise, this time brought to you by J.J. Abrams. Say what you will about Cruise, he is a credible action star.
***1/2 stars
Bone Tomahawk- Kurt Russell and Patrick Wilson star as members of a small Old West posse who embark on a dangerous rescue mission when cannibalistic, cave-dwelling savages kidnap some townspeople in their community. So, basically, it's a mild attempt at horror with a western backdrop. It's a slow moving film that does offer a bit of horrific imagery to break up the monotony on occasion. But, this mashup tale of survival only mildly kept my attention. I will give it this. It does have one of goriest kills I've ever seen.
*** stars
Self/Less- A billionaire tycoon diagnosed with terminal cancer undergoes a radical new experiment where his consciousness can be transferred to an artificially grown body. The experiment is successful until the tycoon's transferred consciousness begins having memories that aren't his own. Self/Less is a bendy sci-fi thriller isn't always easy to follow. The motivation for murder behind the main conflict also doesn't make a lot of sense given that if the subject tried to blow the whistle on the project, he would have a difficult time doing it considering he really has no way to prove who he is. But, the film does provide a fascinating concept with a twist. Ben Kingsley and Ryan Reynolds star.
***stars
Z for Zachariah- What the...?!!! An adaptation of a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel, the story follows a bizarre love triangle that develops between a young woman (Margot Robbie), a chemist barely keeping a grip on sanity at times (Chiwetel Ejiofor), and a drifter (Chris Pine). These three lost souls come together in a valley, a Garden of Eden if you will, that has been untouched by the ravages of nuclear war. It's an understated, and by understated I mean coma-inducing, character study that leads viewers no where in particular. There are many moments you think, "Ah, now we'll get down to it" only to have the film leave you hanging. For a love triangle, everyone is just to dang polite! Even the implied nastiness that happens near the end makes you feel absolutely nothing. I'm shocked I didn't lose consciousness.
**1/4 stars
The Revenant- In this semi-biographical film, Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Hugh Glass, a historical hunter, trapper, and frontiersman. When he's viciously mauled by a grizzly bear protecting her cubs, he's left broken and almost dead. He's eventually left in the wilderness to perish by a member of his hunting party (Tom Hardy) who was tasked with overseeing his well-being. In an incredible act of perseverance and survival, he lives to seek vengeance against the man who left him to die (and killed his son to boot). Beautifully filmed with several panoramic scenes, the wilderness does come alive for the viewer. I shivered myself a few times watching the winter landscapes. Running at over 2 1/2 hours, it did go on a little too long for my liking. Glass's fever dreams remembering his deceased wife and son became a little self-indulgent and only halted the movie's progress in my opinion. But, great performances by DiCaprio and Hardy give this revenge-thriller more than enough juice to recommend.
***1/2 stars
The Martian- I never knew I could enjoy a movie about survival on another planet without the benefit of murderous alien monsters this much. If you haven't seen the millions of trailers and previews for this film, a NASA astronaut (Matt Damon) is left on Mars by his team after he's lost in a vicious sandstorm and believed to be dead. Stranded on a hostile planet with limited rations and a bleak hope of rescue, the astronaut must depend on every ounce of ingenuity he has if he expects to make it back home. Director, Ridley Scott, gives us gritty tale of overcoming the worst odds imaginable with a slight dose of wit mixed in for good measure. Jessica Chastain, Kate Mara, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, Michael Pena, and Chiwetel Ejiofor co-star.
***1/2 stars
Hotel Transylvania 2- Dracula (Adam Sandler) and the rest of the wacky animated monster crew from the first film are back. This go around, Drac's daughter, Mavis (Selena Gomez) and her human husband (Andy Samberg), produce a grandchild who, to the Count's chagrin, may not be a monster. Like the first feature, there are plenty of corny jokes and sight gags. But, you know it all still works as well as it did the first time. No, it's not breaking any new ground in animation, but, there's absolutely nothing wrong with just being fun. And, that's what the Hotel Transylvania series is. A lot of fun. Steve Buscemi, Kevin James, Keegan Michael Key, and David Spade among many others lend their voice talents.
***1/4 stars
Deathgasm- This is one very unhinged horror comedy. New kid in town, Brodie, befriends resident bad boy, Zakk. The two bond through their love of heavy metal and form a band with two more of the social outcasts in their school. By chance, some demonic sheet music comes into their possession and that's when the fun and games begin. Deathgasm is a gross and gory splatterfest that doesn't attempt to take itself seriously. That much is obvious when our "heroes" take on possessed townspeople armed only with sex toys. The film has some huge laughs. That alone makes it worth a look.
*** stars
Sicario- The war on drugs is front and center in this thriller. An grizzled, but, idealistic FBI agent (Emily Blunt) is recruited for a covert mission to take down a Mexican drug cartel. But, the means by which her new team operates doesn't sit well with her, particularly, those of a mysterious hitman on the team who has his own agenda. It's a well-crafted story that moves at a steady pace with one very noteworthy performance by Benicio Del Toro. Josh Brolin co-stars.
***1/2 stars
Dark Places- Adapted from a best-selling novel by Gillian Flynn, Dark Places tells the story of woman (Charlize Theron) who is trying to piece together the night her mother and sisters were massacred decades earlier. There are twists, turns, dips, and bends. But, it's just excruciatingly slow getting to that point. And, there are plot points that don't make a lot of sense when you think about them. It's a story that had a lot of promise which, in the end, becomes a tedious bore. Chloe Grace Moretz, Drea de Matteo, Nicholas Hoult, Corey Stoll, Tye Sheridan, and Christina Hendricks co-star.
**1/2 stars
American Ultra- A slacker stoner (Jesse Eisenberg) is in for a rude awakening when he discovers he is secretly a highly trained CIA super agent. I found this to be a highly enjoyable action-comedy that deserved a better fate critically and financially at the box office. And, it did something that I wasn't sure was possible. It had me halfway like Kristen Stewart as for once she plays a character I didn't find completely useless. Connie Britton, Walton Goggins, Topher Grace, John Leguizamo, and Bill Pullman co-star.
***1/4 stars
Cop Car- Two pre-teen boys get into more trouble than they bargained for when find what they believe is an abandoned police car and take it for a joy ride. Unfortunately, the car isn't abandoned and the local sheriff wants it back desperately. Cop Car has a promising framework for a story that doesn't quite come together for me. For one thing, the boys, while very young, are also very stupid. Pointing loaded guns at your friends even in jest is never a good idea. It's a very simple plot that doesn't provide you with answers to every mystery it presents. I didn't see a lot of point to it all. Kevin Bacon stars.
**3/4 stars
Heist- The story of a desperate father who becomes part of a crew to knock off his boss's casino. Things don't go quite as planned as the crew has to make their getaway by hijacking a commuter bus. Meanwhile both police and the casino boss's sinister agents are in hot pursuit. It's a well-acted, but, standard heist/chase movie. For high speed bus adventures, you're better off watching Speed, but, this one is adequate enough, and I say this not being the biggest fan of heist movies. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Morris Chestnut, Dave Batista, Gina Carano, and Robert DeNiro star.
*** stars
The Intern- This comedy from director, Nancy Meyers, follows a widowed retiree (Robert DeNiro) who is hired as an intern at a successful up-and-coming e-Commerce company run by a sweet, but, driven owner/CEO (Anne Hathaway). The intern becomes a type of father figure for everyone in the office including the CEO. Frivolity and mildly wacky adventures ensue. It's a cute, sweet movie that goes down easy enough. It's not particularly memorable, but, it gives a few decent chuckles to pass the time.
*** stars
Inside Out- We now come to Disney/Pixar's latest Oscar contender for Best Animated Film (don't they have one every year). Here the studio literally dives into the mind of a young girl from infancy as her emotions (Joy, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, and Fear) are given life. It's a clever and often funny foray into what makes people tick. As amusing as it can be, it does turn down some dark paths into the girl's psyche which can get a bit depressing. So, if you're looking for a fun-loving adventure, be prepared to take a good amount of salt with the sweet. Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Lewis Black, Mindy Kaeling, and Diane Lane lend their voice talents.
***1/2 stars
The Night Before- Three lifelong friends (Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who have shared nights of debauchery and hilarity with each other for years every Christmas Eve have one final memorable fling before the trappings of adulthood render this annual ritual null and void. A night of mindbending drugs, soul searching, and the hunt for the ultimate Christmas party follows. If you've seen the trailer for this one, it's far funnier than the movie itself. People getting high as a kite is just not huge source of comedy for me. I chuckled a few times, but, I found this wacky Christmas Eve lacking in a lot of wacky.
**3/4 stars
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials- The second chapter in the movie adaptation of the YA book series find our surviving teen heroes (The Gladers) search for clues as to what the corrupt scientific body known as WCKD have been testing them for in this post-apocalyptic world. Escaping WCKD into the wasteland known as the Scorch, they join with resistance fighters against the still vastly overpowering military force WCKD can bring to bear. Adapting YA novels to film is one of Hollywood's latest crazes. In my opinion, none** have been as successfully done as The Hunger Games and even that series was a little uneven at times. The first Maze Runner film had more urgency and mystery than the second chapter. This one left me feeling "was this trip really necessary?" It's a really blah second act for me. The surviving cast from the first Maze Runner returns for this one.
**3/4 stars
Room- A critical darling that earned actress, Brie Larson, her first Oscar, Room is the tale of a young woman who spends her days in a cramped shed-like room with her 5-year old son. We learn as the film goes along that she has been the unfortunate captive of a man who kidnapped her seven years prior. Since she has a five year old, your mind can fill in the blanks as to what has happened to her over this period of time. Now, I do believe there's a fascinating story here somewhere. Unfortunately, that's not what I saw onscreen. What we have is a family drama that might have worked better as a thriller. Instead we get a slog of a story about a very emotionally damaged woman and her almost equally damaged child. A tragic story? Yes. An interesting one? Debatable. William H. Macy and Joan Allen co-star.
**3/4 stars
The Driftless Area- This film is an example of quirkiness getting in the way of practicality. This story could have decent if it was just told as a straightforward thriller. But, it all becomes a little too whimsical and weird to hold the narrative together. A young man begins a relationship with a mysterious woman who has a connection to a vicious local criminal. As he falls for the mystery woman, he may discover that she just may not still exist in the land of the living. As I said, this could have been interesting as a supernatural thriller of sorts. The thriller elements are decent enough, but, it's a little too "cute" outside of those elements to recommend. Anton Yelchin and Zooey Deschanel star.
** stars
** stars
Carol- An adaptation of the novel, "The Price of Salt", this 1950s period drama follows the forbidden relationship of a well-to-do older woman stuck in a marriage of convenience and a younger department store sales clerk. I'm not usually one who enjoys no frills dramas, but, I was pulling for these women to find happiness. But, I can only marginally recommend it because it is annoyingly slow. Oh, is it slow. Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara star.
***stars
Concussion- Will Smith stars as the famous (infamous in some circles) Dr. Bennett Omalou. While working in the Pittsburgh coroner's office, he began investigating the cause of NFL players mental deterioration. What he discovered would rock the league as it tried to scramble for cover for years and discredit Omalou in the process. It's a decent performance by Smith and fairly solid movie. But, it still felt a little "safe" overall. If you did follow this story in real life, you know there was a lot more meat on this bone that would paint the NFL in an even worse light than what is depicted in the film. Albert Brooks and Alec Baldwin co-star.
*** stars
The Last Witch Hunter- Vin Diesel's foray into sword and sorcery. Yeah, let's hope it's his first and last. Dull and plodding, The Last Witch Hunter follows Diesel as an immortal knight/hunter in the modern world, the last of his kind. Witches walk among us, my friends, and they want to reign death on the world. Working with a clandestine organization within the Church, Kaulder (Diesel), goes on the hunt for the resurrected witch queen who he killed centuries prior. Diesel's "too cool for school" acting style doesn't really fit the ideal of the noble knight. Give him a gun, a switchblade, or muscle car and fine, I'm with you. A flaming sword of vengeance? Didn't quite work for me. Elijah Wood and Michael Caine co-star.
**1/2 stars
*** stars
The Last Witch Hunter- Vin Diesel's foray into sword and sorcery. Yeah, let's hope it's his first and last. Dull and plodding, The Last Witch Hunter follows Diesel as an immortal knight/hunter in the modern world, the last of his kind. Witches walk among us, my friends, and they want to reign death on the world. Working with a clandestine organization within the Church, Kaulder (Diesel), goes on the hunt for the resurrected witch queen who he killed centuries prior. Diesel's "too cool for school" acting style doesn't really fit the ideal of the noble knight. Give him a gun, a switchblade, or muscle car and fine, I'm with you. A flaming sword of vengeance? Didn't quite work for me. Elijah Wood and Michael Caine co-star.
**1/2 stars
Ratings Legend
Zero *= Don't waste your time. Pure dreck! Dreck is too good for this! Blind me please!
1 *= Fuggedaboutit!
2 *= Average, Mediocre, Nothing Special
3 *= Worth a look. Better than a poke in the eye.
4 *= Great. I'm doing my happy dance!
5 *= Pure eye candy. I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good
